
Rugby player wins European cup on Saturday, still on the beers in full kit on Sunday
It’s been some weekend for Alex Goode. He won the Champions Cup on Saturday, and over 24 hours later was at a pub in St. Albans – still in full kit
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Rugby player wins European cup on Saturday, still on the beers in full kit on Sunday
It’s been some weekend for Alex Goode. He won the Champions Cup on Saturday, and over 24 hours later was at a pub in St. Albans – still in full kit
7 years ago

50 Cent lays into Game of Thrones fans on social media sparking bizarre feud
“Power Season 6 is gonna blow you away, GAME OF THRONES ain’t got SHIT ON ME.” In another feud that could only happen because of the internet, 50 Cent has gone to war with fans of HBO fantasy Game of Thrones telling them “fuck you and your flying dragons” in a bizarre social media rant. The […]
7 years ago

Gary Neville has brutal response to Liverpool coming second in Premier League
It came after Jamie Carragher described Liverpool’s season as a “great effort” and mocked Manchester United for their loss to Cardiff Gary Neville has responded to Liverpool’s title defeat by posting a photoshopped image of the team celebrating coming second, after earlier in the day outlining his “dream scenario” that would see both Manchester City and Liverpool […]
7 years ago

Historic Liverpool season statistic shows how unlucky they were not to win Premier League
It’s not just the sheer number of points they racked up that underlines how good Liverpool were this season So that’s it then. We’re done for another year. The end. Finished. Fin. And while we witness another stunning displayed by Manchester City, as they beat Brighton 4-1 away from home to wrap up the title, […]
7 years ago

Here’s who’s on tonight’s Graham Norton Show
Tonight’s Graham Norton Show promises to be a good one Friday night in, is it? No bother. Tonight’s Graham Norton Show will see you right. Kicking off at 10:35pm on BBC One, Graham is joined on the couch by another star-studded line-up. In fact, it’s probably worth a watch just for Will Smith, who is […]
7 years ago
Terms and Conditions: NOW TV
Terms and Conditions: NOW TV Prize details: 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass There will be 10x winners selected. Each winner will win 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass Terms and Conditions To enter the competition, entrants needs to retweet the competition tweet, posted by FootballJOE and follow the FootballJOE Twitter account. The […]
7 years ago

Emilia Clarke responds to Game of Thrones Starbucks cup error
‘The cup bearer does not drinketh the Starbucks tea’ Firstly, if you’ve no idea what that headline means, congratulations! Making it this far into the week without hearing anything about how Game of Thrones somehow managed to leave a Starbucks coffee cup on full view during one of the scenes in its latest episode is […]
7 years ago

‘The Mountain’ actor posts apology on Instagram for latest Game of Thrones
Spoilers, obviously The actor who plays Ser Gregor Clegane a.k.a ‘The Mountain’ in Game of Thrones has posted an apology on his Instagram page after the latest episode – ‘The Last of the Starks’. In the latest instalment of the HBO hit, The Mountain, who is essentially Cersei Lannister’s gigantic zombie bodyguard, is instructed to decapitate […]
7 years ago

“He started playing well because he wanted to leave” – Robbie Fowler questions why Liverpool fans still love Luis Suarez
“Michael Owen did far more for this club than he ever did” Robbie Fowler has said that he has a “big problem” with Liverpool fans who still worship Luis Suarez after the Barcelona forward celebrated scoring against his former team last week in the Nou Camp. Suarez scored the opening goal of the Champions League […]
7 years ago

Cesc Fabregas had huge praise for Alexander-Arnold after his quick corner
Cesc knows Former Barcelona midfielder Cesc Fabregas had huge praise for Liverpool’s Trent Alexander-Arnold after the full-back’s quick thinking on a corner helped send the Reds through to their second Champions League final in two years. Alexander-Arnold created the fourth and decisive goal for his team after spotting the Barcelona players asleep whilst defending a […]
7 years ago

Luis Suarez’s own shithousery effectively cost Barcelona the tie
Karma is a beautiful thing Luis Suarez was doing that thing Luis Suarez does best during Liverpool’s Champions League semi-final second leg against Barcelona. He was getting under the skin of just about every Liverpool player, along with all the men, women and children in Anfield and watching at home too. Whilst his dark arts […]
7 years ago

The man who threw a milkshake at Tommy Robinson is now getting death threats
No good deed goes unpunished Tommy Robinson had a milkshake thrown over him during a trip to Warrington this week. Video footage posted online showed the former English Defence League leader, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, in discussion with a man – named as Danyal Mahmud – in the Cheshire town’s centre. Mahmud could […]
7 years ago

Garth Crooks claims Celtic should ditch Neil Lennon and appoint a ‘winner’ like Steven Gerrard
“You need somebody at Celtic who can compete with that man in every sense.” The league seasons are drawing to a close in Britain, but there is still enough time for some Garth Crooks nonsense. The BBC pundit has claimed that Celtic would be wrong to appoint Neil Lennon as their permanent manager and that the […]
7 years ago

Rival fans rage at Fabinho ‘dive’ which led to Liverpool’s crucial winner
Fabinho won a late free-kick for the Reds which was turned in by Divock Origi Liverpool’s title hopes are still alive. Just. Jürgen Klopp’s men left it late at Newcastle on Saturday night, Divock Origi’s 86th minute header sealing a 3-2 victory. Liverpool had taken the lead in the first half through Virgil van Dijk […]
7 years ago

Terms and Conditions: NOW TV Sky Sports Pass competition
Terms and Conditions: NOW TV Prize details: 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass There will be 10x winners selected. Each winner will win 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass Terms and Conditions To enter the competition, entrants needs to retweet the competition tweet, posted by FootballJOE and follow the FootballJOE Twitter account. The […]
7 years ago

Boris Johnson swiftly deletes tweet about local elections vote
Oh, Boris Boris, Boris, Boris. You might think – mistakenly, as it turns out – that Boris Johnson, a man who has held the position of Mayor of London for a whole eight years, would know a bit about local elections in the city. Especially given that he still lives there. He tweeted on Thursday […]
7 years ago

Tommy Robinson has milkshake thrown over him during Warrington visit
Robinson has again been targeted with milkshake Tommy Robinson was covered in milkshake during his visit to Warrington on Thursday. Footage shows the former EDL leader, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, in discussion with a man – named by reports as Danyal Mahmud – in the Cheshire town’s centre. Mahmud can be seen holding […]
7 years ago

Terms and Conditions: MoPlay
Terms and Conditions: MoPlay Prize details: There will be 6x winners selected. The winners will win a chance to play on the pitch at Old Trafford alongside Manchester Utd legends on 15/05/2019. Terms and Conditions To enter the competition, post a video explaining your favourite Manchester United FC memory on Twitter and/or Instagram to be entered […]
7 years ago

Chelsea’s new home kit is being compared to a bus seat
Not ideal lads Chelsea’s 2019/20 home kit has done something a Chelsea home kit hasn’t done in a number of years: it has some kind of actual design element to it. For the most part, Chelsea’s past home shirts have been completely unmemorable affairs, with Nike rolling out the same identikit plain blue template without […]
7 years ago

Aldi is selling an outdoor log burner for a bargain price
The outdoor log burner wanter has logged on We regret to inform you that, once again, Aldi are doing Aldi things. And those things include this: selling an outdoor log burner this Thursday (May 2) because, well, who doesn’t want to sit in the garden this summer with a cold, peculiarly branded ale (also from […]
7 years ago

Maisie Williams has perfect social media reaction to Arya / Night King moment
She posted a video to Instagram featuring Sophie Turner, AKA Sansa Starka So there we have it then, the latest episode of Game of Thrones means that after eight seasons and hours of Jon Snow’s on-screen panic, the Night King is finally dead. The long awaited events has caused tides of emotions at homes and bars across […]
7 years ago

Maisie Williams has perfect social media reaction to moment Arya killed the Night King
She posted a video to Instagram featuring Sophie Turner, AKA Sansa Starka So there we have it then, the latest episode of Game of Thrones means that after eight seasons and hours of Jon Snow’s on-screen panic, the Night King is finally dead. The long awaited events has caused tides of emotions at homes and bars across […]
7 years ago

An Adobe quiz can determine what type of creative person you are
Adobe told me I was a Dreamer… and I’m not the only one Whether it’s the part of insecurity or narcism, personality quizzes remain hugely popular online. From Buzzfeed quizzes that determine what Taylor Swift album you should be listening to based on your choice of meal deal, to the psuedo-scientific Myers-Briggs tests that have […]
7 years ago

WATCH: Bar’s reaction to Game of Thrones Arya moment is everyone after the latest episode
Harry Kane’s goal against Tunisia 2.0 Look, as far as I’m concerned if you click on any Game of Thrones post the day after it first airs then it’s your own fault if it gets spoiled for you. But as I’m really nice here it is. Here is your spoiler warning. So there we have it then. […]
7 years ago

John Cena is joining the cast of ‘Fast & Furious 9’, says Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel confirmed Cena will be starring in the movie in an Instagram video John Cena will star in the upcoming Fast & Furious 9, as confirmed by a post Vin Diesel made on social media. In an Instagram video posted to Diesel’s account – in which he is dressed in-character as Dominic Torreto – […]
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One of the most brutal action thrillers of recent years is now on Netflix
He’s swapped crashing weddings for bashing heads.
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Here’s how to trigger a secret Avengers Easter egg by searching ‘Thanos’
You may or not be aware of the latest Avengers film. No? Not heard anything? Well, in any case, Avengers: Endgame has gone down a bit of a storm since it’s midnight release on Thursday. As a result, everyone’s favourite go-to engine – unless you’re one of those weird middle-aged men that uses Bing or Yahoo […]
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Emiliano Sala’s father dies just months after son’s tragic death
The tragic news has been confirmed by local media Emiliano Sala’s father Horacio has died from a heart attack in Argentina, it has been confirmed. His passing comes just three months after his football player son, Emiliano, died when his plane crashed over the English Channel. “2019 doesn’t let up in shocking us with news in […]
7 years ago

Rejoice, McDonald’s are bringing back Aero McFlurrys
A fan favourite is coming back for eight weeks only Now that the sun has ever so briefly announced its presence, why not celebrate in true British fashion: heavy, heavy sunburn on both arms up to the sleeve and a McFlurry? Sounds good, doesn’t it? Sounds irresistible. Even better is the fact that McDonald’s are […]
7 years ago

Atletico Madrid frontrunners for Manchester United playmaker Juan Mata
The Spanish midfielder’s contract is up this summer Manchester United’s Juan Mata is set to leave the club this summer on a free transfer with a host of top clubs reportedly interested in the former Spanish international. Whilst Barcelona have been heavily linked to the 30-year-old, it appears that their La Liga rivals, Diego Simeone’s […]
7 years ago

Russell Kane: Why do women always fancy men who are out with their kids?
Brought to you by ASOS “My brother used to take me and my sister out to the park and he would clean up” On this week’s episode of Boys Don’t Cry, the panel integrates why women often melt at the knees at the sign of a dad looking after his child. “A guy who goes ‘Actually […]
7 years ago

Terms and Conditions: Champions League Final tickets with Hotels.com
Prize Two tickets to the UEFA Champions League Final plus accommodation with Hotels.com Terms and Conditions The promoter of this Prize Draw is JOE Media (“JOE Media”). To enter the competition on Twitter or Instagram entrants need to tag a mate who deserves to go to the event. The competition opens at 9am on 26th […]
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Avengers: Endgame doesn’t have a post-credit scene and it’s sparked speculation
But there is something else at the end of the movie *spoiler warning*… After much anticipation Avengers: Endgame was finally released last night, with movie fans queuing up at cinemas for midnight screenings of the biggest superhero movie of 2019. Running at an epic 3 hours and 58 seconds in total, it is the longest movie […]
7 years ago

Roy Keane eviscerates Paul Pogba in Souness-like rant
‘There are too many bluffers at this club to get United back to the very top’
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Game of Thrones fan theory predicts Daenerys will turn ‘evil’ in coming episodes
The seeds have already been planted Daenerys has taken quite the journey in her time on Game of Thrones with most of her story arc taking place away from the rest of the cast. Season seven was the first series of the show that viewers saw her interact with the majority of the show’s main characters, […]
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The Night King could be absent from next Game of Thrones episode, fan theory suggests
Game of Thrones is just really, really good, isn’t it? So, after two episodes of slow build up, we’re finally going to get our first battle of Game of Thrones season eight. In the immortal words of Jeremy Corbyn’s Twitter hacker: “Here we… here we… here we fucking go!” The last episode ended with Jon, Daenerys and […]
7 years ago

Terms and Conditions: NOW TV
Terms and Conditions: NOW TV Prize details: 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass There will be 6x winners selected. Each winner will win 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass Terms and Conditions To enter the competition, entrants needs to retweet the competition tweet, posted by FootballJOE and follow the FootballJOE Twitter account. The […]
7 years ago

Only true horror fans will get 100% on this scary movie quiz
Sponsored by Warner Bros Horror movies are great They can thrill us, scare us, let us confront some of life’s darkest elements in a safe space, indulge our most morbid interests – and also laugh at our friends who get really freaked out when it turns out to just be a cat. From producer James Wan […]
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QUIZ: How well do you remember Game of Thrones season eight episode two?
Watching it again isn’t allowed, test yourself Whilst you’re bored at work why not take our quiz on what happened in episode two of the final series of Game of Thrones. Most of the questions require you to simply choose the correct quote and it should be fairly obvious if you paid attention, so good […]
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Manchester United given longest odds of winning at Old Trafford in club’s history
Not exactly a vote of confidence from the bookies Manchester United have been handed the longest odds in the club’s history going into Wednesday’s Manchester derby against Pep Guardiola’s City side. Coming off the back of a 4-0 hammering to Everton at Goodison Park and four defeats in five games in all competitions (as well […]
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The trailer for Game of Thrones episode 3 shows Brienne of Tarth in serious trouble
“The dead are already here” It appears that the army of the dead, led by the notorious Night King, has finally arrived at Winterfell according to the trailer for next week’s episode number three of the eighth and final season of Game of Thrones. The first two episodes have been something of a slow-burning affair so far, […]
7 years ago

Lukaku got a cruel reception from Everton fans on his return to Goodison Park
He’s been a Manchester United player since 2017, but it was his first trip back to Goodison Park He might have made over a hundred appearances for Everton during his time there, but there was no love lost between Blues fans and Romelu Lukaku during Manchester United’s 4-0 trashing at Goodison Park on Sunday. Despite being […]
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De Gea posts apology for Manchester United’s performance against Everton
It’s unlikely to be the last Manchester United apology of the evening Manchester United captain David de Gea has apologised for his and his team’s performance after they were thrashed 4-0 by Everton on Sunday. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer apologised to the away fans at Goodison Park after the game and used the post-match press conference to […]
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David Moyes puts boot into Manchester United after Everton thrashing
“I’d hope I wasn’t as bad as that in some of the games” David Moyes has offered a damning assessment of Manchester United’s performance against Everton at Goodison Park, saying he hasn’t seen a performance that bad since “my days”. Speaking as a pundit on PLTV following United 4-0 loss to the Liverpool side, Moyes said: “Well, […]
7 years ago

Amir Khan posts image of ‘low blow’ to social media and claims he’s ‘peeing blood’
“The shot was low. The fight was just getting interesting” Amir Khan has posted an image of the punch that brought a bizarre end to his WBO world welterweight title fight against Terence Crawford. The picture appears to show a fresh angle on the hit that led to the end of the fight when Khan’s team […]
7 years ago

Alex McLeish sacked as Scotland head coach despite resurgent win against San Marino
A 2-0 victory over the world’s worst team was not enough to silence the haters Scotland head coach Alex McLeish has been sacked from his job, despite his team recovering from a 3-0 defeat against Kazakhstan in March with a 2-0 win over San Marino – the world’s worst football nation, according to FIFA’s rankings. The sacking […]
7 years ago

James Milner has brilliant response after Liverpool launch new home kit without him
There’s no arguing with James Milner’s Twitter game This morning Liverpool FC launched their home kit for the 19-2020 season with a glossy video posted across their social media channels. The home kit pays homage to the club’s most successful manager Bob Paisley in the year of the 100th anniversary of his birth, with each […]
7 years ago

Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 19
Sponsored by Sky Bet Here we go, one final opportunity The past 18 weeks have seen us attempt to use our accumulated football knowledge to seal a successful Sky Bet Group Bet. There have been some poor weeks where none of our bets have come in, but there have also been some painfully close weeks […]
7 years ago

Camera angle shows Fernando Llorente’s goal did touch his arm
You’re going to be hearing about this for a long, long, loooonnnng time How’s your heart? Probably broken into thousands of tiny, tiny pieces if you’re a Manchester City supporter. If the VAR related drama that unfolded in the final seconds wasn’t already hard enough for City fans to stomach, what follows most definitely will […]
7 years ago

Manchester United won’t suspend Nicky Butt following arrest over alleged assault
Butt denies any wrongdoing after being questioned on Tuesday Following his arrest over an alleged assault, Nicky Butt won’t be suspended from his job as Manchester United academy manager, it is reported. The former England international was interviewed by police on Tuesday on suspicion of assault after an incident in the Hale area of the […]
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