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  • Terms and Conditions: NOW TV

    Terms and Conditions: NOW TV

    Terms and Conditions: NOW TV Prize details: 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass There will be 10x winners selected. Each winner will win 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass Terms and Conditions To enter the competition, entrants needs to retweet the competition tweet, posted by FootballJOE and follow the FootballJOE Twitter account. The competition […]

    7 years ago

  • Only the King in the North could get 100% in this Jon Snow quiz

    Only the King in the North could get 100% in this Jon Snow quiz

    Game of Thrones fans, ‘Do you know nothing’, or are you a Maester? We’re massive Jon Snow fans. In fact, we would definitely follow him into battle against the army of the dead and the Night King. Come on, he’s King in the North. THE KING IN THE NORTH! THE KING IN THE NORTH! Given […]

    7 years ago

  • Game of Thrones’ Tormund looks completely different without his glorious beard

    Game of Thrones’ Tormund looks completely different without his glorious beard

    Game of Thrones is upon up. Swords are upon us. Beards are upon us. So these old pics might surprise you… He might be a side-character when compared to some of the show’s big hitters like Jaime Lannister and Daenerys Targaryen, but it’s fair to say that Tormund has made a big impact on the fans since he […]

    7 years ago

  • Ukip leader Gerard Batten claims Carl Benjamin’s rape tweet was “satire”

    Ukip leader Gerard Batten claims Carl Benjamin’s rape tweet was “satire”

    “The context that he said it was satire against the people he was saying it about” Gerard Batten, the Ukip leader, has described a candidate’s rape tweet to MP Jess Phillips as “satire” during an appearance on BBC One’s The Andrew Marr Show on Sunday morning. Carl Benjamin, who was announced as an MEP candidate for Ukip […]

    7 years ago

  • Liverpool legend Tommy Smith dies, aged 74

    Liverpool legend Tommy Smith dies, aged 74

    Smith played over 600 times for Liverpool Former Liverpool captain Tommy Smith has died, aged 74. Smith, who was famously known as ‘The Anfield Iron’ throughout his playing career due to his tough and uncompromising playing style, passed away on Friday. He had been suffering with dementia. Born in Liverpool, Smith spent 18 years of […]

    7 years ago

  • Here’s the lineup for tonight’s Graham Norton Show

    Here’s the lineup for tonight’s Graham Norton Show

    Unmissable for Game of Thrones fans Friday night in, is it? No bother. Tonight’s Graham Norton Show will see you right. Kicking off at 11.15pm on BBC One, tonight’s offering is well worth a watch – particularly if, like us, you’re like a kid on Christmas morning about the return of Game of Thrones this […]

    7 years ago

  • A flight bound for Italy accidentally landed in the wrong city, a month after a British Airways jet accidentally flew to Edinburgh

    A flight bound for Italy accidentally landed in the wrong city, a month after a British Airways jet accidentally flew to Edinburgh

    “Safety is always our first priority” A passenger flight from Copenhagen to Florence accidentally landed 65 miles away in Bologna, just a month after a BA flight from Germany flew to Edinburgh rather than Düsseldorf. The Independent reports that the Scandinavian Airlines (SAS) jet set off from the Danish capital, but after discovering they did not have the […]

    7 years ago

  • Man Utd target Joao Felix scores hattrick in Benfica demolition of Eintracht Frankfurt

    Man Utd target Joao Felix scores hattrick in Benfica demolition of Eintracht Frankfurt

    He also assisted Benfica’s only other goal 19-year-old Benfica forward Joao Felix had a night to remember for the Eagles on Thursday evening, bagging himself a hattrick and an assist in a 4-2 demolition of Bundesliga team Eintracht Frankfurt. The wonderkid has been something of a sensation in his first full season as part of […]

    7 years ago

  • Aldi are bringing back their halloumi fries, suddenly Brexit doesn’t matter anymore

    Aldi are bringing back their halloumi fries, suddenly Brexit doesn’t matter anymore

    Just inject them into our veins Notorious German bargain purveyors Aldi have once again caved into this country’s relentless, insatiable demand for large quantities of Cypriot cheese and have brought back their incredibly popular halloumi fries. They started selling the golden, lightly-coated lumps of goodness almost a year ago, becoming the first supermarket in the UK […]

    7 years ago

  • Bean bag onesies are now a thing you can buy because who ever wants to stand up

    Bean bag onesies are now a thing you can buy because who ever wants to stand up

    What could be more useful than always having a seat? Lazy louts of the world rejoice, a new invention means you may never have to stand up again: introducing the bean bag onesie. It’s being sold on ThinkGeek, and the the fleece / bean bag is perfect for anybody who gives minimum fucks about style and […]

    7 years ago

  • QUIZ: Name the starting lineups from the 2011 Champions League final

    QUIZ: Name the starting lineups from the 2011 Champions League final

    Barcelona 3 – Manchester United 1 Ahead of a mouthwatering quarter-final tie between Manchester United and Barcelona at Old Trafford tonight, we’re asking you to name the starting lineups from the time the two sides met in the Champions League final back in 2011. Pep Guardiola’s Barcelona were victorious on the night, washing away Sir […]

    7 years ago

  • Avengers: Endgame spot ‘hidden message’ in new clip from the film

    Avengers: Endgame spot ‘hidden message’ in new clip from the film

    Avengers: Endgame is released very soon I probably don’t need to tell you that it’s not long until the release of the next chapter in the MCU: Avengers: Endgame. As the hype builds for its release, a number of teaser clips have been released for the feature and one in particular is having a chilling effect […]

    7 years ago

  • Mo Salah escapes red card after horror tackle on Porto captain Danilo

    Mo Salah escapes red card after horror tackle on Porto captain Danilo

    Salah didn’t even get a booking for this Liverpool overcame reigning Portuguese champions Porto at Anfield on Tuesday night, securing a comfortable 2-0 victory thanks to first-half goals from Naby Keita and Roberto Firmino. But just like Tottenham Hotspur versus Manchester City, the other Champions League tie on the night, the encounter wasn’t without controversy […]

    7 years ago

  • Harry Kane could be out for the season after serious ankle injury

    Harry Kane could be out for the season after serious ankle injury

    Things don’t look good for the England captain Harry Kane hobbled off just before the hour mark with a very serious looking ankle injury during Tottenham Hotspur’s Champions League quarter-final against Manchester City in London. The England captain was on the receiving end of a nasty challenge from his international teammate Fabian Delph, who appeared […]

    7 years ago

  • Everyone had the same reaction to Fernandinho elbowing Harry Kane

    Everyone had the same reaction to Fernandinho elbowing Harry Kane

    If only they had some sort of, I don’t know, video reviewing system for incidents such as this The Champions League quarter-final match-up between Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester City sprung into life within the first 15 minutes after a controversial penalty was awarded to City because of a VAR review. After watching a video replay, […]

    7 years ago

  • Why Bernardo Silva is out of the Manchester City lineup vs Tottenham

    Why Bernardo Silva is out of the Manchester City lineup vs Tottenham

    The Portuguese international isn’t in the Manchester City squad for tonight’s game Manchester City playmaker Bernardo Silva was a shock omission from Pep Guardiola’s starting lineup when the two teams were announced for the English Champions League quarter-final clash at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium tonight. Silva has been in wonderful form this season, scoring six […]

    7 years ago

  • Sir Alex Ferguson advised Ole Gunnar Solskjaer ahead of Manchester United’s Barcelona tie

    Sir Alex Ferguson advised Ole Gunnar Solskjaer ahead of Manchester United’s Barcelona tie

    Manchester United’s former boss and their current boss came together ahead of the club’s Champions League clash with Barcelona Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has revealed he received advice from Sir Alex Ferguson ahead of Manchester United’s Champions League quarter-final tie with Barcelona on Wednesday. The game follows Ole’s side making a Ferguson-esque comeback against PSG in the Champions […]

    7 years ago

  • Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker tease Rush Hour 4, yet again

    Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker tease Rush Hour 4, yet again

    Big, big news Hopes that Rush Hour 4 will soon be made are burning a little brighter after Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker were pictured holding up four of their fingers in a recent photo. The two actors played the lead roles in all three of the previous films, none of which I have seen since childhood […]

    7 years ago

  • QUIZ: The Great Big FA Cup Semi-Final Quiz

    QUIZ: The Great Big FA Cup Semi-Final Quiz

    The FA Cup Semi-Finals take place this weekend. And then there were four. The FA Cup semi-finals take place at Wembley this weekend with Manchester City taking on Brighton and then Wolves facing Watford. It’s the round nobody wants to lose in as you are so close to the final and over the years we […]

    7 years ago

  • JOE’s top seven Grand National picks look worth a punt

    JOE’s top seven Grand National picks look worth a punt

    Sponsored by Unibet These are JOE’s 7 top Grand National picks The texts and tweets will start early. Every Grand National Saturday is the same: “Hi mate, any tips?” It is as close as we get to a race that stops a nation. It’s the biggest TV audience for ITV Racing and it’s by far […]

    7 years ago

  • Everything you need to know about the Grand National weekend

    Everything you need to know about the Grand National weekend

    Sponsored by Unibet It’s the Grand National this weekend, here’s your guide to all the festivities Aintree is all about the big one, the Grand National, four Mile and two furlongs with thirty of the world’s most unique fences to be jumped. Many jockeys and horses will be attempting history. Tiger Roll is the one […]

    7 years ago

  • Joker fans realise villain’s real name could be a sly dig at Ben Affleck’s Batman

    Joker fans realise villain’s real name could be a sly dig at Ben Affleck’s Batman

    This would be typically unsubtle of the iconic DC villain For years, fans of the comic book villain Joker have looked for clues about the true identity of Batman’s arch nemesis, and the protagonist of the upcoming feature-length film has given us an intriguing new take on that. Previously given the name Jack Napier in […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 16

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 16

    Sponsored by Sky Bet So near, yet so far last week We came within one goal of securing four out of four in last’s week group bet, and we’re back this week ready to do it all over again, except of course with a 100 percent success rate this time. We’re looking across the whole […]

    7 years ago

  • Aldi is selling an outdoor BBQ pizza oven for a bargain price

    Aldi is selling an outdoor BBQ pizza oven for a bargain price

    This is the stuff of dreams Those folks at Aldi are at it again, we’re afraid, this time in the form of a pizza oven for that great summertime tradition: beers and a barbecue. Why limit yourself to hotdogs and burgers when you cook up a tomato and mozzarella storm with this bad boy? The […]

    7 years ago

  • Jameson’s glitter-filled, whiskey thief-catching device was actually an April Fool’s joke

    Jameson’s glitter-filled, whiskey thief-catching device was actually an April Fool’s joke

    Brought to you by Jameson Irish Whiskey Yesterday, Jameson revealed an innovative new device that would spray glitter on any would-be whiskey thief who tried to tamper with their special new bottles. They called it Jameson Catchmates. Did you, however, notice what the date was yesterday? That’s right – it was 1st April. April Fool’s Day, the […]

    7 years ago

  • Aldi are selling a four-person hot tub that’s an absolute bargain

    Aldi are selling a four-person hot tub that’s an absolute bargain

    Just in time for summer Remember how sick last summer was? I mean, you probably don’t given that our brave boys were out in Russia getting ever so close to making football come home – and you resultantly were out in the pub every night. But still, a great time. Well, what if I told you […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 15

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 15

    Sponsored by Sky Bet We’ve got a good feeling about this week After a pretty routine international break, we are back with our next instalment of the JOE Weekly Group Bet, and we’re feeling positive. Having come agonisingly close in recent weeks, surely this will be our first victorious week. For Matchday 14, we are […]

    7 years ago

  • James McClean tears into Declan Rice after he decides to play for England

    James McClean tears into Declan Rice after he decides to play for England

    “If you’re not proud to be here and we’re a stepping stone then sod off and play for someone else” With the Republic of Ireland set to kick-off the home campaign of their Euro 2020 qualifying campaign against Georgia, Irish news site RTÉ caught up with James McClean ahead of the fixture. A fiercely proud Irishman […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 14

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 14

    Sponsored by Sky Bet Back to domestic action After the wildly unpredictable games in Europe in midweek, we return to the warm arms of domestic football once more. We’re now into the quarter-finals of the world’s oldest cup competition with Crystal Palace and Brighton facing the prospect of an FA Cup semi-final rivalry if they can […]

    7 years ago

  • Neymar investigated by UEFA following comments on PSG’s defeat to Manchester United

    Neymar investigated by UEFA following comments on PSG’s defeat to Manchester United

    Things have gone from bad to worse for Neymar after UEFA opened an investigation into his post-match comments from PSG’s defeat to Man United The Brazilian labelled the officials as “four people who know nothing about football”, and went on to question the control the referee had over the game after United were awarded a […]

    7 years ago

  • Cristiano Ronaldo ‘mocks Diego Simeone’ with gesture as Juventus beat Atletico

    Cristiano Ronaldo ‘mocks Diego Simeone’ with gesture as Juventus beat Atletico

    Death. Taxes. Cristiano Ronaldo scoring lots of goals in the Champions League knock-out stages. A week on from watching his former teammates at Real Madrid crash out to Ajax, Cristiano Ronaldo inspired Juventus to a miraculous turnaround in their Champions League last 16 tie against Atletico Madrid. Trailing 2-0 from the first leg in the […]

    7 years ago

  • Still M.A.Y. featuring Snoop Mogg

    Still M.A.Y. featuring Snoop Mogg

    The Chronic tonic to Brexit Prime minister Theresa May and ERG member Jacob Rees-Mogg step into the roles of Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg for a special Brexit broadcast. Accompanied, as ever, by backseat driver and DUP leader Arlene Foster, May and Snoop Mogg rap their way through the current Brexit predicament.

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 13

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 13

    Sponsored by Sky Bet We’re getting closer But for Manchester United’s defeat to Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium on Sunday evening, we could be sitting here celebrating an extremely successful JOE Weekly Group Bet. The Red Devils lost though, so after dusting ourselves off and a brief period of self-pity, we go right back at […]

    7 years ago

  • EU says Britain can leave backstop but Northern Ireland will have to stay

    EU says Britain can leave backstop but Northern Ireland will have to stay

    ‘The UK will not be forced into customs union against its will’ The European Union has turned down British demands for significant changes to the Brexit deal, returning an offer which will almost certainly be deemed unacceptable by Theresa May. Negotiators from the UK have been trying to find a legal way of getting around […]

    7 years ago

  • Hamilton to face fierce battle from Ferrari in 2019 F1 World Championship

    Hamilton to face fierce battle from Ferrari in 2019 F1 World Championship

    Lewis Hamilton is facing one of the toughest tests of his career as the new F1 season approaches. That’s according to Sky Sports F1 commentator Martin Brundle, who envisages a fierce battle for the World Championship when the season kicks off in Melbourne on March 17. Hamilton won his fifth title in 2018, becoming the […]

    7 years ago

  • The cast of Captain Marvel reveal the women who have inspired them the most

    The cast of Captain Marvel reveal the women who have inspired them the most

    Not all heroes wear capes (And yes, we know Captain Marvel doesn’t wear a cape either). Captain Marvel is the first entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe to feature a female lead – and it has been a long time coming. Ahead of International Women’s Day, we spoke to the cast – including Carol Danvers […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The JOE Weekly Group Bet – Matchday 12

    Odds Against: The JOE Weekly Group Bet – Matchday 12

    Sponsored by Sky Bet We have quite a weekend of football ahead of us After a pulsating midweek fixture list in the Champions League, we turn our attentions back to domestic football for matchday 12 of the JOE Weekly Group Bet. We’re getting to the – cliche alert – business end of the season and […]

    7 years ago

  • One of the only female CEOs in football speaks out

    One of the only female CEOs in football speaks out

    JOE spoke to Carolyn Radford, CEO of Mansfield Town, about her efforts to turn the once-struggling club’s fortunes around As one of the few women in senior leadership positions in football, Carolyn Radford had her work cut out when she took over as CEO of Mansfield Town in 2011. The club had been facing financial […]

    7 years ago

  • Training for cold water acclimatisation in a freezing, unheated pool

    Training for cold water acclimatisation in a freezing, unheated pool

    JOE recently engaged in cold water acclimatisation training with endurance athlete Ross Edgley Edgley recently swam the entire British coastline as part of the Great British Swim. It was a brutal feat which took its toll on Edgley’s body. Now, he’s in training for Red Bull’s Neptune Steps, an event combining 400 metres of swimming […]

    7 years ago