Ronaldo is so vain, he probably thinks this story’s about him

It's no secret that Cristiano Ronaldo is pretty fond of himself. Let's just say he doesn't suffer from a lack of self-confidence.

He's handsome, fit and great at football - and f**k me, doesn't he know it. Just when you think his vanity has peaked, he manages to take narcissism to another level. Let's have a look at just five examples of Ronnie's ego getting the better of him...

Opening a museum in his own honour

This is a little bit like pointing to the name on the back of your shirt after scoring...times a million. It takes some balls to devote a whole visitor attraction to yourself. In fairness to Ronaldo, he sees the 'CR7 Museum' as a personal tribute to Madeira's favourite son - it's not his fault if that happens to be him...

Commissioning his own private waxwork

The problem with opening a you-themed museum in your home-town is what do you do if you live in a whole other country? Simple - you pay £27,000 for an identical waxwork of your yourself to be created for your Madrid mansion, so you'll never be far from a 3D version of your one true love...

Naming his son Cristiano Ronaldo Jr

Becoming a father is a life-changing event. It gives you a fresh perspective on life and forces you to become less self-obsessed and vain. There's no doubting that Ronaldo is very sweet with his five-year-old son, but naming him Cristiano Ronaldo Jr? Just a tad egotistical...

Specifically requesting a huge erection of himself

As well as a museum, another generous gift that Ronaldo gifted his native Portugal was a huge statue of himself in the city of Funchal. The giant bronze erection shows the Real Madrid star in his classic free-kick pose - with what looks like teammate Luka Modric stuffed down the front of his shorts...

A very Ronaldo sunset photograph

We rest our case... https://twitter.com/fateiskind/status/639174052649811969