One question needs to be asked about Manchester City’s derby celebrations

At one stage, on Sunday morning, somebody from Manchester City chimed in with a question that's probably never been uttered ahead of a league game in December.

"Are you packing the confetti or should I?" We appreciate the significance of the Manchester derby, particularly when it's contested between first and second in the Premier League table but, honestly, who the hell brings confetti? If a trophy is up for grabs, by all means bring confetti. If you're doing your shopping ahead of New Year's Eve, fill your boots. If you reckon you might stumble on a wedding on your daily commute, pop some confetti in your pocket just to be safe. But tossing confetti in the air after a league win, albeit against fierce rivals, just looks a little bit douchey. https://twitter.com/LeroySane19/status/939929762767802368 City moved 11 points ahead of United in the table with their 2-1 victory at Old Trafford on Sunday, thanks to goals in either half from David Silva and Nicolas Otamendi. Leroy Sane and Ilkay Gundogan posted pictures of the raucous celebrations, which reportedly resulted in a fracas involving Red Devils manager Jose Mourinho. Maybe it's a German thing... Portugal's Bernardo Silva looks absolutely astonished that somebody had the nerve to celebrate in such a way while Brazil's Danilo is refusing to take part entirely. https://twitter.com/IlkayGuendogan/status/939940507001778183?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Fsport%2Ffootball%2F5111019%2Fman-city-celebrating-confetti-dressing-room%2F Was there champagne off camera? Was a special trophy fashioned just for the derby win? It's all just a bit bizarre. https://twitter.com/_PhilHodgkinson/status/940145378980134913 https://twitter.com/markjgibson89/status/940129434459361280 https://twitter.com/FPL_physio/status/940139064392585216 https://twitter.com/PLSVIC/status/940132846840238081 https://twitter.com/Archerrr86/status/940125908207357952 Mourinho apparently took umbrage with the revelry in the away team's dressing room and demanded respect from the visitors before milk and water were thrown at the United boss in unseemly scenes which also saw Mikel Arteta sustain a cut to his face. https://twitter.com/DTguardian/status/940000561616883712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sportsjoe.ie%2Ffootball%2Fjose-mourinho-dressing-room-bust-manchester-city-players-derby-defeat-143967 We don't care who started the altercation. We don't even want to know whose post-match drink of choice is milk. All we want to know is who the f**k brings silver confetti to a league game in December?