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  • John Davidson issues statement after shouting racial slur during BAFTAs

    John Davidson issues statement after shouting racial slur during BAFTAs

    The Tourrette Syndrome campaigner has spoken out John Davidson has issued a statement after shouting a racial slur during the BAFTAs ceremony. During the awards last night, Davidson, who has Tourette syndrome, shouted the N-word as Sinners actors Delroy Lindo and Michael B. Jordan presented the award for special visual effects at London’s Royal Festival […]

    3 months ago

  • New contactless payment rule coming into effect next month will affect all cards

    New contactless payment rule coming into effect next month will affect all cards

    It comes into effect in weeks. Less than half of UK banks and building societies currently allow customers to choose their own contactless card limit, new analysis shows and it comes just weeks before major rule changes kick in. From March 19, financial firms will be allowed to raise the contactless limit beyond the current […]

    3 months ago

  • Nigel Farage denied entry to UK territory via boat – 6,000 miles away from Clacton

    Nigel Farage denied entry to UK territory via boat – 6,000 miles away from Clacton

    Spare a thought for the people of Clacton. They would have had some difficulty contacting their local MP weekend… Blimey, this is cringe. Nigel Farage has received a fresh, stinging wave of criticism this weekend, after the Reform leader rocked up in the middle of the Indian Ocean just to score some political points. For […]

    3 months ago

  • Bonnie Blue announces pregnancy after 400 men challenge

    Bonnie Blue announces pregnancy after 400 men challenge

    It comes after her so-called ‘breeding mission’ Bonnie Blue has announced she is pregnant with her first child following her 400 men challenge. The controversial adult film star revealed that she had taken a pregnancy test after multiple days feeling unwell on holiday. Real name Tia Billinger, the 26-year-old said in a video posted to […]

    3 months ago

  • Nearly half of Brits would keep it a secret if they won the lottery

    Nearly half of Brits would keep it a secret if they won the lottery

    You wouldn’t know, but there would be signs… Nearly half of Brits would keep their big lotto win a secret if they hit the jackpot, according to research. A study of 2,000 adults found only 35 per cent would feel comfortable gabbing about their win. With loan requests, unwanted media attention and other people’s jealousy […]

    3 months ago

  • UK’s most notorious prisoner says he has been in jail for ‘far too long’

    UK’s most notorious prisoner says he has been in jail for ‘far too long’

    He’s spent half a century behind bars Charles Bronson has issued a plea to the press after his latest bid for release was progressed to an oral hearing. Bronson has been behind bars for 52 years, after first being jailed in 1974 for armed robbery. His sentence was originally just seven years, but his repeated […]

    3 months ago

  • Man shot dead after trying to break into Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence

    Man shot dead after trying to break into Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence

    BREAKING A man has been shot dead after trying to break into Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence in Florida. US Secret Service agents say a man was seen near the north gate of the residence with what appeared to be a shotgun and a fuel can. The incident occurred at 01:30 ET (06:30 GMT). The Secret Service […]

    3 months ago

  • Canary Islands placed on ‘no travel’ list for 2026

    Canary Islands placed on ‘no travel’ list for 2026

    Travellers are being issued a warning Holidaymakers who were looking to travel to the Canary Islands this year may want to think twice, as the popular destination has been placed on a ‘no travel’ list. With the weather not being the best here in the UK, it’s no surprise that the Canary Islands are a […]

    3 months ago

  • Man fuming after receiving £3k bill for hanging flags on lampposts

    Man fuming after receiving £3k bill for hanging flags on lampposts

    “It was to bring us all together and put smiles on people’s faces.” A businessman says he was left “disgusted” after being slapped with a bill of almost £3,000 for putting up “unauthorised flags”. Will Haylett, 43, insists he was only trying to “lift people’s spirits” when he hoisted dozens of Union and St George’s […]

    3 months ago

  • Waking up without an erection could signal you have a deadly health problem

    Waking up without an erection could signal you have a deadly health problem

    Your morning wood says a lot about the state of your health Doctors have issued warnings to those with a penis who wake up without an erection. While some people may not think that deeply about their morning wood, experts have explained that it actually says a lot about your health – and that waking […]

    3 months ago

  • Ryanair threatens to scrap flights to major summer holiday destination

    Ryanair threatens to scrap flights to major summer holiday destination

    This could be trouble for holidaymakers Ryanair is threatening to scrap flights to a major summer holiday destination. The budget airline has made a host of changes to its schedule in 2026, but one destination in particular is facing a huge threat of cuts. It comes as the main airport operator has proposed an increase […]

    3 months ago

  • Wetherspoons boss Tim Martin claims the minimum wage is making Brits worse off

    Wetherspoons boss Tim Martin claims the minimum wage is making Brits worse off

    He says the minimum wage is lowering the standard of living Wetherspoons boss Tim Martin has claimed the minimum wage is making Brits worse off in a new interview. The minimum wage was first introduced by the Labour government in 1999, and is currently set at £12.71 an hour. Labour committed to scrapping the lower […]

    3 months ago

  • Fights break out at Britain First protest in Manchester city centre

    Fights break out at Britain First protest in Manchester city centre

    Officers have been given extra powers Hundreds of people have gathered in Manchester city centre today for a protest by far-right group Britain First. Britain First supporters mat at noon outside Piccadilly station, before the “march for remigration and mass deportations”. In response, a number of counter-protests are also being held by anti-racism groups. It’s […]

    3 months ago

  • Ange Postecoglou personally thanks Roy Keane for ‘amazing’ gift from 26 years ago

    Ange Postecoglou personally thanks Roy Keane for ‘amazing’ gift from 26 years ago

    Ange Postecoglou revealed the interaction during a podcast apperance Former Spurs and Nottingham Forest manager Ange Postecoglou called back to an interaction he had with Man United legend Roy Keane from almost 30 years ago, when speaking on an edition of The Overlap’s Stick to Football podcast. Postecoglou has become one of the higher profile […]

    3 months ago

  • Watch: Fans left absolutely furious as Wolves v Arsenal goal celebrated in wrong end

    Watch: Fans left absolutely furious as Wolves v Arsenal goal celebrated in wrong end

    They had the last laugh though! Wolves fans were left absolutely furious after it appeared streamers ‘StableRonaldo’ and ‘Marlon’ celebrated Arsenal goals in the home box during Wednesday’s fixture. The Gunners got off to the perfect start after five minutes, where Declan Rice teed up Bukayo Saka for the opener, who bagged just a day […]

    3 months ago

  • Woman says HR refuses to use her name in emails due to her unfortunate initials

    Woman says HR refuses to use her name in emails due to her unfortunate initials

    She’s unsure whether to talk to her new bosses about the awkward situation, or wait for them to bring it up. A woman has taken to social media to express her “dread” about starting a new job because of her unfortunate email address. Samantha Hart, who goes by the username @thesam_show on TikTok, described how […]

    3 months ago

  • Brian Cox says the Bible is one of the worst books ever

    Brian Cox says the Bible is one of the worst books ever

    The Succession star did not hold back… Brian Cox has deemed the Bible ‘one of the worst books ever’ in an interview with Rich Leigh from The Starting Line Podcast. During the interview, Leigh asked the 79-year-old whether he believed humanity was being held back by religion. “Oh considerably, yes – I think religion does […]

    3 months ago

  • ‘Dayjamas’ are now officially a thing

    ‘Dayjamas’ are now officially a thing

    For the days when getting dressed just ain’t happening We’ve all done it – worn pyjamas far longer than socially acceptable and just hoped nobody would notice. Some of us have even thrown a coat on over the top to pop out for milk and prayed we wouldn’t bump into anyone we know. Turns out, […]

    3 months ago

  • Tommy Lee Jones’ daughter Victoria’s cause of death revealed

    Tommy Lee Jones’ daughter Victoria’s cause of death revealed

    She was found dead on New Year’s Day The cause of death for Tommy Lee Jones’ daughter, Victoria, has been revealed. The 34-year-old was found dead in a luxury hotel room in San Francisco on New Year’s Day. Emergency responders attended the scene after receiving a call for medical help, but pronounced one person dead […]

    3 months ago

  • Police assessing claims Epstein ‘flew women into UK’

    Police assessing claims Epstein ‘flew women into UK’

    It comes after Gordon Brown called for police to “urgently” assess claims Police are assessing claims that Epstein flew women into Stansted Airport following the release of the Epstein files. Former Prime Minister Gordon Brown wrote in an article for the New Statesman that the files show Epstein’s private jet made 90 flights to or from […]

    3 months ago

  • Drew Barrymore says she can go years without having sex

    Drew Barrymore says she can go years without having sex

    Someone get Drew a medal Drew Barrymore left fans in hysterics when she reacted to Andrew Garfield’s claim that he abstained for sex for six months before filming Martin Scorcese’s 2016 film Silence. During an interview on the popular podcast WTF with Marc Maron, Garfield recalled his experience with method acting, and he described his approach […]

    3 months ago

  • School bus carrying 40 children flips over in serious crash

    School bus carrying 40 children flips over in serious crash

    BREAKING A school bus carrying 40 children has flipped over in a serious crash, as the Ambulance Service has declared a ‘significant’ incident. The crash happened in Co Armagh at around 3:45pm. The incident was attended by police, fire and ambulance services responding to reports of a collision on the Tullyah Road on the outskirts […]

    3 months ago

  • Company offers staff half-hour masturbation breaks to boost productivity

    Company offers staff half-hour masturbation breaks to boost productivity

    The new-age work-break is garnering some serious attention. The boss of a Spanish firm has revealed that she gives her staff half-hour masturbation breaks to help relieve ‘stress’ and ‘agitation’ among her workers.  Erika Lust, who runs her own adult entertainment company called Erika Lust Films, said that the regular ‘self pleasure’ breaks have helped her employees battle […]

    3 months ago

  • Most inspirational British athletes of 21st century have been revealed

    Most inspirational British athletes of 21st century have been revealed

    Some true greats here Andy Murray has been named the most inspirational British sports star of the 21st century, ahead of Lewis Hamilton and David Beckham. Following a week of sporting triumph as Team GB break records at the Winter Olympics, a poll of 2,000 adults saw tennis star Murray – the first British Wimbledon […]

    3 months ago

  • Shoppers can bag Apple Watch at one of the lowest prices ever with this deal

    Shoppers can bag Apple Watch at one of the lowest prices ever with this deal

    It’s 78% off its original price Apple fans can bag an Apple Watch at one of the cheapest prices ever with this deal from Wowcher. An Apple Watch Series 7 is currently priced from £99, which marks a huge 78% discount on its original price. There are two different options available, with the 41MM version […]

    3 months ago

  • All 23 UK towns and cities on Russian ‘target list’ revealed by ex-Russian Deputy PM

    All 23 UK towns and cities on Russian ‘target list’ revealed by ex-Russian Deputy PM

    Dmitry Rogozin shared an alarming map of what defence sites Russia would like to target first. An ex-Russian Deputy PM has posted a map of over 20 UK sites to target and destroy. Dmitry Rogozin, formerly Deputy Prime Minister and space agency chief, has warned that numerous British defence-linked sites will be targeted. An alarming […]

    3 months ago

  • Donald Trump gets brutally mocked on Presidents’ Day by floats at German festival

    Donald Trump gets brutally mocked on Presidents’ Day by floats at German festival

    He won’t be happy. Donald Trump has been brutally mocked as he celebrated Presidents’ Day in the United States. Over in Germany, Düsseldorf’s infamous Rose Monday carnival parade delivered a relentless dose of Trump satire. Towering floats rolling through the city showed Trump in a string of outrageous scenes. One float saw the President throwing […]

    3 months ago

  • Legendary actor Robert Duvall dies aged 95

    Legendary actor Robert Duvall dies aged 95

    Sad news just in Legendary actor Robert Duvall has died aged 95, according to US news reports. Duvall starred in the likes of The Godfather and Apocalypse Now. The Oscar-winner died “peacefully” at his home in Middleburg, Virginia on Sunday, according to a statement sent by his PR agency on behalf of his wife, Luciana. […]

    3 months ago

  • John Fury furiously chases after Carl Froch during boxing press-conference

    John Fury furiously chases after Carl Froch during boxing press-conference

    It took place at a press conference to promote Tyson Fury’s next fight John Fury was caught on video venting his fury at former British boxer Carl Froch during a press event on Monday (16 February). The two men were in attendance at an event to promote the upcoming bout between Fury’s relative Tyson and […]

    3 months ago

  • Eagle-eyed fans spot Szoboszlai comment on Trent post

    Eagle-eyed fans spot Szoboszlai comment on Trent post

    Szoboszlai has arguably been the Reds’s best player this season. Liverpool star Dominik Szoboszlai has been the subject of wide discussion amongst Liverpool fans this week, after eagle-eyed supporters noticed an interesting pattern in the Hungarian’s social media activity. Returning from suspension for the Reds’ FA Cup tie on Saturday, Szoboszlai chipped in with a […]

    3 months ago

  • Full list of 300 celebrities and politicians in Pam Bondi’s Epstein files letter

    Full list of 300 celebrities and politicians in Pam Bondi’s Epstein files letter

    Here are all the names. United States Attorney General Pam Bondi has claimed that ‘all of the Epstein files have been released’ and that millions of emails, photos, and documents have been made publicly available. As part of Bondi’s required update sent to Congress on February 14, the Department of Justice has published a definitive […]

    3 months ago

  • UK ‘will have conscription in five years’, former defence minister warns

    UK ‘will have conscription in five years’, former defence minister warns

    He claimed the UK is “in denial” about the threat the nation faces. The UK “will have conscription in five years”, former MP, defence minister and Army captain Tobias Elwood has predicted. Ellwood, who served as defence minister between 2017 and 2019 claimed the UK is “in denial” about the threat the nation faces. The […]

    3 months ago

  • BrewDog calls in advisers as craft beer brand launches formal sale process

    BrewDog calls in advisers as craft beer brand launches formal sale process

    It is one of the largest brewers in the UK BrewDog has called in advisers as the well-known craft beer brewer launches a formal sale process of the company. This comes via Sky News who reported that the Scotland-based brewer is looking to be sold in a move that could break up the business. The […]

    3 months ago

  • IBS sufferers praise this life-changing fix that’s ‘helped more than anything else’

    IBS sufferers praise this life-changing fix that’s ‘helped more than anything else’

    ‘It calms my IBS’ A ‘life-changing’ supplement has been credited with reducing bloat and boosting energy in a game-changer for anybody who suffers from gut problems. Gut Wealth capsules are the latest health craze to sweep the nation after users described themselves as feeling more relaxed, full of energy and with reduced visible bloat. Over 6.5 million people […]

    3 months ago

  • ‘Critical incident’ declared at Nottingham University Hospitals

    ‘Critical incident’ declared at Nottingham University Hospitals

    BREAKING Nottingham University Hospitals (NUH) has declared a critical incident due to seeing “significant demand” on services over the last week. It marks the second time the trust has declared a critical incident in less than two months. “We have been working tirelessly all week to mitigate the pressures we are currently seeing, but this […]

    3 months ago

  • EFL manager issued nine-match ban after comment to female referee

    EFL manager issued nine-match ban after comment to female referee

    He will not be on the touchline until 28 March. A Football League manager has been issued a nine-match ban after an incident with a female referee. Barnet boss, Dean Brennan, was charged by The Football Association after being sent off in the first-half of the 3-1 defeat to Shrewsbury Town. Given his marching orders […]

    3 months ago

  • How the Egyptians moved pyramid stones has finally been solved

    How the Egyptians moved pyramid stones has finally been solved

    One of the Earth’s greatest mysteries has finally been solved. Around four and a half thousand years ago, the Ancient Egyptians (or just the Egyptians as they were known then) began building what would go onto become one of the seven wonders of the world: The Pyramids. Built using millions upon millions of thick stone […]

    3 months ago