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Published 15:23 20 Oct 2015 BST
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Having dropped goaltender Pete Cheque for being too old, his replacement messed up real bad – throwing a soccer ball into his own soccer goal interior for no reason.
After losing their first game against some other lame-ass franchise, the Soccer Cannons now have to go beat one of Europe’s most winningest franchisese if they’re gonna make it past fall in this year’s Euro Soccer Cup.
Bryan Munich touch down in London ready to unleash a roster of MVPs on their EPL League rivals. Fresh from scoring a whole bunch of goalshots for franchise and country, Lee Van Dowvski has become known on German shores as the ‘Polish Brian McBride’. You can bet your ass that he’ll be looking to go insert some more against Arsenal Wenger’s franchise.
As the Cannons deefense look to keep the German World Champions real quiet, they’ll hope that their own German guy – real tall Piers Murdersoccer can do some nice head kicks and depossession slides.
Although it’s pretty easy to go write the EPL League franchise off, there’s still a chance that they could win. If they score more times than their opponents, that should be enough to go get their first victory points of the Euro Soccer Cup season.
If they are gonna stay in this cup, then a win is real important before they head off for another close encounter with Bryan in the Allienz Arena in a couple of weeks.Football

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