7 real awesome soccer players to look out for at the Euro World Championship

While the eyes of the soccer world are looking at the Copa America over in the USA, the European franchises are doing their own soccer tournament in France.

I took a look at all the teams taking part in the European World Championships and produced this real neat guide to seven of its awesomest soccer players.

7. Deli Alley

With his name sounding like some kinda street dedicized to sandwich shops, the young Tottenham Whitespurs guys is one of England Soccer Club's MVPs. If the three lines are gonna go win that cup, this guy has gotta do some real nice kicks.

6. Andrea Pirlo

Having played soccer in Italy for a real long time, nobody realised just how awesome Andrea Pirlo was at soccer until he headed to MLS. Having made the step up to the big time last summer, the real old Italian is a felony kick specialist and undeniafiably the first name on the Italian roster.

5. Sex Fabregas

He might have sucked in the EPL League this year, but when Sex Fabregas puts on his Spain Uniform, he always looks pretty neat. There's no soccer coach out there that wouldn't want to have Sex out there on the field with the rest of his soccer players.

4. Will Giggs

"Will Giggs on fire, your deafens is real scared," goes the song. The Ireland Northside goalshot machine sure has been tearing up the EPL minor leagues for Wigan Athletes this year. The France Fire Department better have their Firetrucks ready.

3. Garth Bale

After Coach Hodgkins refused to pick him for England Soccer Club for a real time, Garth Bale started doing soccer for some other international franchise called Whales. Having been real lame for centuries, Bale has made Whales pretty good. They ain't no 'one guy franchise', but the Real Salt Lake Madrid guy is undeniafiably their MVP.

2. Ben Zeema

One of Garth Bale's buddies from EPL Spain, Ben Zeema is one of the best soccer players that France have. There's no chance at all that Coach Des Champs won't pick this guy for the Soccer Cocks.

1. Robbie Keane

Without doubt, the main guy over in France is Robbie Keane. Having played soccer alongside Landon Donovan, the Irish guy has become the most feared goalshot inserter in world football since moving over to Major League Soccer. The LA Galaxy man is expected to fire the Ireland Soccer Club to one of the most historical victories in the history of soccer history.