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Published 18:59 23 Aug 2015 BST
Updated 19:02 23 Aug 2015 BST
In the second quarter, things sucked real bad for Evertown. Despite trying real hard, their deefense could not hold out as Collaroff inserted past MVP of the game, Tim Howard, from a cute angle.
The Man City Franchise Club fans were real happy, and sung a whole bunch of soccer songs about how awesome they were and how much Man Unity were real bad.
And as the overtime verdict board was erected, they added another goalshot. Standing around like a bunch of dummies, the Evertown deefense stood around and watched as the soccer ball got played inside the danger box zone and Nasree kicked it into the SGI.
The completion whistle was blown, with Manchester City Franchise Club escaping Goodison Candy Shack with the sweetest of soccer victories.
Coach San Pellegrino's guys now have won three soccer games this season and will head into their next soccer game trying to win that one, too. And if you know you're soccer math, you'll realize that if this carries on, it'll be EPL World Championship rings on the fingers off the light blue guys' hands at the end of the season.
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