Some chancers are flogging jars of air from the King Power stadium on eBay

Do you like air?

We all need it. We all breathe it. And now you can own it for the very reasonable price of £30. Why, you may ask, would you pay out your hard-earned money for something that you can inhale for free right now? Because, you idiot, the air you can gulp down right now has never been around Jamie Vardy, Riyad Mahrez or, perhaps most thrillingly, N'Golo Kante. This is good air. Really good air. And if you fancy some "Fresh Air From The King Power, Leicester FC" you can own it for just £20. Or, if you're a little full and would prefer a smaller portion, why not treat yourself to "Leicester City Air - Champions 2016" for an absolute steal of £8.49. You can't afford not to buy it.