Philipp Lahm arrives on Twitter dressed like the teacher’s pet…

Philipp Lahm: World Cup winner, Bayern Munich captain, nerdiest introduction to Twitter of all time.

The 31-year-old Bayern defender-cum-midfielder-cum-whatever new position Pep Guardiola has invented now, is one of the classiest players ever to grace the game. But his style choices leave plenty to be desired. We thought footballers were supposed to be cool, but Lahm's school uniform chic proves how wrong we were. If only we could make a 'mutton dressed as Lahm' joke here... https://twitter.com/philipplahm/status/655777161119465472