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Published 09:39 18 Jul 2024 BST
Updated 10:31 18 Jul 2024 BST

After beating one of a Norwegian club's fastest players in a race, it's clear why he's called IShowSpeed and resultantly a contract should be due.
A huge football fan, Speed returned to Norway for a second trip during which he got to spend some time with the UEFA Championship team.
Whilst on the visit, the team's manager boldly suggested Speed should race the team's fastest player.
Instantly replying, Speed could sense an offer in there.
After excellent negotiating, Speed managed to speak his way into a football contract should he win the race:
"So if I win, I get a contract?" Speed suggested before the coach confirmed.
Addressing his audience confidently, Speed stated:
"Chat, this is gonna be the easiest Norwegian contract in history."
He was right.
Winning the race with ease, Speed yelled: "Give me my contract!"
Bragging to the coach he claimed he “wasn’t even going full speed".
Time to sign the contract.
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