Military museum forced to ask couples to stop having sex behind exhibitions

Staff have helpfully suggested somewhere else for them to....

Exhibitions at one museum have become the unexpected hotspot for couples getting frisky - but staff have quite frankly had enough. The Fort Gerhada military museum in Poland is apparently where lovers like to get down and dirty these days. Staff recently updated the CCTV system so they could keep an eye on their exhibitions, but got a bit of a shock when they discovered couple sacking off the educational stuff and having sex there. [caption id="attachment_351160" align="alignnone" width="2048"] CCTV footage revealed;ed multiple couples having sex in the museum (Image: Fort Gerharda - Muzeum Obrony Wybrzeża on Facebook)[/caption] And it's not just one couple who have been caught in the act, but multiple. Staff have now been left with no option but to issue an urgent plea with the public to stop them dogging by the displays. Posting on Facebook, museum staff said: "Sex in the museum...Our guests are kindly asked… how to write it… well, not in the museum! "The museum has been equipped with cameras for some time! We understand that unique exhibits and uniformed service can give you chills, EXCITATION and excitement! Especially those with hot blood - there is so much fun in the area..." Staff went on to explain that many artefacts in the museum are extremely old and should not be exposed to "discomfort". And warning couples about CCTV, they said: "It is worth recalling that the museum monitoring has recently been equipped with good quality cameras and a recorder - the records are reviewed before deletion, and after all, not all those captured with cameras want their love emotions to be watched by outsiders." While staff were keen to ensure the visitors did not get down and dirty on their property, they did kindly provide some alternative ideas for couples who wish to keep their sex life public. "As for the love games - maybe it is worth taking a walk towards the wild beaches, which are abundant on the right bank of Świnoujście?" they added. Related links:

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