JOE’s 5-Word News: Bum, Balls, Beer, Brawl, Bout

Bum

Edinson Cavani provoked into red card lash-out in the Copa America with this back door tactic.

Balls

The testicle-munching pacu fish has found its way to America.

Beer

Chinese scientists say this small tweak could actually make beer healthy for you.

Brawl

Italy's annual 'Historical Football' match was once again an unbridled orgy of punching, kicking, eye-gouging ultra-violence.

Bout

Everybody relax, the UFC has issued this statement about the Aldo vs McGregor mega fight.