JOE’s 5-Word News: Pirates, Aliens, Rant, Crying, Sharks

Pirates

The Internet is coming! Iceland's Internet Pirate Party could soon be running the country's Government.

Crying

Epic comedy South Park was nearly axed before it was made because it made three people cry.

Rant

Jeremy Clarkson exploded into a cloud of swear words about BBC bosses at a charity gig.

UFOs

A huge flash of light over Russian has got everyone wondering if aliens are here and if it's time to call in Will Smith.

Sharks

Clint Eastwood survived a plane crash and shark-infested waters - in a single day. Badass. And here's some extra solar eclipse advice from the Simpsons' Kent Brockman... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFyAIWgcu74