It turns out cats do recognise their names – and will ignore you just for the hell of it

Empirical evidence that cats are bastards

A new study has found that cats do understand when their name is being called by their owner, but they won't always do anything about it. A study led by Atsuko Saito, a behavioural scientist at the University of Tokyo, published in Scientific Reports called upon 78 cats from households in Japan and cat cafés. It made use of the habituation-dishabituation method, which basically determined if a cat could identify its name from words that are so familiar to have lost all meaning. It found the animals had clear responses to their name being called out by its owner as well as responses, albeit lesser, when called out by strangers. “I think cats associated their names with some rewards or punishments,” Saito told Scientific American. “There is no evidence that cats have the ability to recognise themselves, like us. So, the recognition of their name is different from ours.” The idea of cats only recognising their name when there's something in it for them, such as food or attention, chimes with any owner who has been ignored when calling for their pet. “This new study clearly shows that many cats react to their own names when spoken by their owners,” says biologist John Bradshaw from University of Bristol’s Anthrozoology Institute. “Cats are just as good as dogs at learning. They’re just not as keen to show their owners what they’ve learned.” Saito believes this finding leads to the possibility that cats are capable of understanding multiple words and commands, like dogs, but they are just unlikely to doing anything about it. Because they're evil (and that's why we love them).