So it turns out ‘brothel tester’ is actually a real job

Did you hear the one about the brothel tester?

No really. It's not a joke. A brothel in Germany has put a job advert out looking for 'quality control testers'. The Berlin-based knocking shop wants men and women testing the quality, cleanliness and value for money of their, erm, goods. Sex worker social media site kaufmich.com (German for 'BuyMe.com) published the advert - but you'd better have a solid CV because they are looking for an ideal candidate with a university degree. Practical experience visiting brothels is also desired. And who says you can't get job satisfaction?