Answer eight questions and we’ll predict your fate for the rest of 2018

Yes, we've used science here.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it's called the present. Follow your dreams, never give up, etc. Life is a big old enigma and it's pretty much impossible to know what's around the corner, not unless you use a combination of science and utter bullshit. With that in mind, simply answer eight questions and we'll reveal your fate for the rest of 2018. Good luck!

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