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Published 14:10 21 Mar 2015 GMT
Updated 10:40 22 Mar 2015 GMT
Graziano Pelle will have scored for Southampton
It took him 43 years and lots and lots of change, but the 72-year-old Italian used his walking stick to finally prod home a James Ward Prowse III cross at the far post in a top-of-the-table clash with European champions Blyth Spartans back in 2068.
He then retired immediately.
Kanye West woke up one morning and realised how big a c*ck he was
It just happened one random morning in 2027, somewhere between the brushing of the golden teeth, the waxing of the golden chest and the plonking of the golden Nespresso pod into the...
You get the picture.
...and then, one random November day, he turned to himself in the mirror and realised that the 'pearls of wisdom' he'd been spouting for the last two decades were in fact pure and utter sh*te. At last.
Up to 6.5m different species of animal will have become extinct
This eye-scratching statistic comes from the WWF which also states that: "Scientists have a better understanding of how many stars there are in the galaxy than how many species there are on Earth."
And finally...
The last ever McDonald's hamburger in Iceland remained in pristine condition a full 81 years after it was flipped.

‘Amazing’ air cooler drops to under £40 ahead of the next UK heatwave
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