This Yorkshire pudding pizza is possibly the most outrageously delicious-looking thing ever

Do you ever hear something and do a double take?

"Sorry, what was that?" you say. "Once more? It just sounded like you said 'Yorkshire pudding pizza', but it couldn't possibly be that. That's madness. Craziness. A pizza in a Yorkshire pudding? Well, I never." Yes, you ever. You ever right now. This now is here be it. I have lost control of the English language, and it is because the Yorkshire pudding pizza is a real thing and my thinking no go no so good gimmie gimmie.

LOOK AT IT.

 

LOOK. AT. IT.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell. Let's get into this. That's a Yorkshire pudding, filled with a sausage meat and tomato filling, topped with cheese. That's a lot of rich, hearty food, and frankly if I die immediately after consuming every last morsel of this monstrosity, I will consider it a life well lived. This whopper of a whale of a meal is the creation of Rebel's Smokehouse in Beverly, East Yorkshire. Weight watchers look away now: there are 1,500 calories in this thing, and they mean business. “We were thinking of the Chicago town pizza - because we all ate these as a kid, more often than not in frozen form, when we decided to pair it with the Yorkshire pud,” Rebel's Smokehouse said of the creation. "So right, but so wrong.” Check out this video of how they made it. Once you've done that, go and eat one. Once you've done that, do your best not to explode.