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Published 12:46 22 Mar 2019 GMT
Updated 15:12 22 Mar 2019 GMT
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But apparently this seismic change in the direction of the Marmite brand is all due to an unquenchable thirst for the thick brown stuff mixed with the crunchy, lighter brown stuff by the Great British public.
Camilla Williamson, Brand Manager at Marmite, said in a statement: “The British public asked, and we listened. We’re delighted to bring the nation exactly what they’ve been craving with the creation of Marmite Peanut Butter.”
“It’s the most exciting product launch since the conception of the brand in 1902 and we’re confident that the nation is going to love it.”
So I ask you, dear public: did you really ask for this? Did you? Own up. Did you? Did you really email Marmite asking for Marmite Peanut Butter? Did you get so sick of buying Marmite, and buying peanut butter, typically on the same shelf in the supermarket anyway, the two tubs literally inches away, that you demanded Marmite, an almost virginal brand, start experimenting in the dark, murky world of sandwich spread cross-breeding?
If you did, fair play to you. You have won. Enjoy your cross-contaminated nonsense spread you fuckers.Brits are putting mint sauce on their fry ups, curries and even on ice cream
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