Police called after angry man reacts to fish and chip shop putting gravy on his chips

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It appears that fast-food felonies are on the rise and they're closer to home than you think. Only recently, an Australian man was arrested shortly after his order of 200 hash browns and nuggets was refused, but the Greater Manchester Police have also had to investigate some very fishy dealings. As they said in their message below: "999 from fish & chip shop earlier this week - customer kicking off, apparently because they put gravy on his chips. The shop was closed when we got there later, and in the absence of any other calls, we've assumed no-one got battered." If the police arrived in time, would they have to (snack) box him in the head? Oh, my cod! Could you imagine the ruckus in the plaice? Might they have battered him? Perhaps this person is just a lowly p(r)awn in the criminal sea, or is he the Codfather? Regardless of the reason, various members of the public had some questions about this message and the GM Police responded by saying that they: "got the sense it was another customer/passerby that rang about a minor issue. We do reflect on any criticism & amend/delete if needed. Our occasional irreverence is not to everyone’s liking but it has brought us a huge platform for the serious stuff like wanted & missing appeals." Fancy cracking this case? Dig in! https://twitter.com/GMPCityCentre/status/931425120928878592 https://twitter.com/GMPCityCentre/status/931514545264300033