Men with ‘very large penises’ wanted for new documentary

Too Large For Love will document the struggles of well-endowed blokes

Men with exceptionally large penises are being recruited for a new documentary that will lift the lid on the hidden problems of being well-endowed. A casting call has been put out on Lost in TV for participants over the age of 18 of any sexuality or ethnicity who have a large penis. The advert reads: “A recent survey found that nearly half of the male population wish they had a bigger penis. So, a bigger penis, a better life, right? Well, not always. “A brand new documentary is to discuss the hidden problems of living with a very large penis, how it effects all aspects of life including your sex life, and what help is out there for those in need.” The show will be created by production company Spun Gold, who make The Real Full Monty shows for ITV, as well as the Love Your Garden series and documentaries such as Britain’s Most Luxurious Hotels and My First Threesome. Spun Gold say they’re looking to speak to people with both positive and negative experiences of having a large penis. According to a study published in the journal BJU International of 15,521 men across the globe, the average length of an erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) and 11.66 cm (4.59 inches) in girth. When flaccid, the average length is 9.16 cm (3.6 inches) stretched, and the girth is 11.66 cm (4.59 inches).

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