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To which Bronn replies, "I think that’s a very presumptuous statement".
It is at this time that Tyrion says "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel…" Pretty weird, you may think. But Tyrion actually begins to tell the joke twice before in the show, once before in the first season when he was Lysa Arryn’s prisoner, and a second time in season six when he, Grey Worm and Missandei are drinking wine together. While we may never know what the actual ending is - unless George R.R. Martin decides to tell us, a Reddit user by the name of Retro21 has come up with what they believe to be a likely punchline, and it seems very apt for Tyrion. https://youtu.be/KHx-kita75Y Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass. Madame: What can we do for you? Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me. Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule? Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey... Madame: And what about the third wish? Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee. Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh? Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!
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