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David Attenborough described a type of tree by saying "One really wants to climb them", and The Queen instantly dropped this expression because her 91-year-old ass was not about to haul itself up a goddamn tree
A noisy helicopter went overhead and interrupted their chat, so The Queen said "Sounds like President Trump... or Obama" and I'm not sure if that's funny or just a typical old person statement
Prince William and Kate unveiled a plaque that was covered by a grubby outdoor jacket because 2018 glamour knows no bounds
Prince William caught a fish with his bare hands for absolutely no reason, then plonked it back into the river because it seemed to have no respect for his Royal authority
Boris Johnson legitimately said, "Trees are vital for our happiness and for our sanity and I, in an almost sort of Teutonic way rejoice when I get into a glade or a bosky nook of one kind of another... I won't say in a Teutonic way that I disrobe in order to commune with the forest...", which is a turbo posh way of assuring us that he doesn't run around bollock naked in forests
Angelina Jolie described The Queen as a "really lovely lady", which will surely please Her Majesty to receive such high praise from a woman that used to wear a vial of her boyfriend's blood around her neck
It took seven Jolie-Pitts to dig a small hole for planting a tree, which finally answers the question 'How many Jolie-Pitts does it take to dig a small hole for planting a tree?'
Her Majesty and the President of Fiji wore the same length skirt
Attenborough made fun of The Queen's sundial being positioned in the shade and she did not appreciate neither his shade nor the literal one
Finally, in a heartwarming conclusion to the documentary, The Queen described her Christmas tree as an "interesting fat one"

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