Blue’s Clues, but with subtitles from American Beauty

American Bluety, more like.

Look, we've all been there. Your teletext glitches and accidentally starts showing the subtitles from Geordie Shore while you're watching Coronation Street. Your eyes are deceiving you. Norris doesn't actually want to give Rita "a right good go in the shag pad". It's an error beyond human control. But how far can we push this seemingly unintentional occurrence? That's how I landed on Blues Clues vs American Beauty. Two vastly different pieces of content with extremely different themes. I'm not proud of what follows, but I had to get it out of my system. I hope you can understand.

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All images via Nick Jr