Beloved cartoon characters with added facial hair will chill you to your core

Sleep is overrated anyway.

Thanks to Twitter user @November17, we no longer have to spend our lives wondering what Mario would look like without a moustache. That box has now officially been ticked, whether we were ready for it or not. https://twitter.com/november17/status/995513267375177730 Correct me if I am wrong, but that is absolutely one hundred per cent Matt Lucas pictured above. So that's a fun thing to learn today. This stunning piece of content has sparked a train of thought that, no matter how hard I try to dull with legal highs, it simply will not rid. What would some of our favourite cartoon characters look like with facial hair? Naturally, I need to get this out of my system. I hope you can understand.

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Facial haired Winnie The Pooh wants to know what size latte he's making you in his artisan coffee shop. Oh, he'd also like to connect on LinkedIn if you don't mind?     SpongeBeard SquarePants still lives with his Mum but and always has spit around the edges of his mouth. He buys Pot Noodles in bulk and breathes exclusively through his mouth   Mickey Moustache is your friend's uncle that always says something vaguely racist every time you see him, but you can't call him out on it because the approval of your mate's family means everything to you   Bearded Tommy Pickles loves the gym and often drinks straight milk out of his protein shaker because he finds that the powder gives him gas. He also brushes his teeth at the kitchen sink       Bald But Bearded Hey Arnold booked the boardroom for 1pm and it's now 12.50 so he'd appreciate it if you could speed things along so he has time to set up. Thanks   Bearded Johnny Bravo is the exact same as regular Johnny Bravo except now he incorporates a beard grooming tutorial into his online output. Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe :)   Soul Patch Shrek runs an unsuccessful spoken word poetry night with the sole intention of trying to woo a girl he fancies. He exclusively makes eye contact with her every time he performs and once kissed her on the hand as part of his performance   Bearded Woody really wants to tell you about his band that's playing at the local bar tonight. Only £5 in and you get a free drink! Also one of Mumford & Sons will probably be there too...   A Moustached Minion also with ears for some reason wants to know if now is a good time for him to read your gas meter? He can come back if not   Hairy Mike Wazowski reheats fish in the work microwave every day at 1pm. He's the first one down there so the smell can last for the entirety of everyone's lunch hour   Facial haired Pikachu once starred as an extra on Casualty and has deemed that appropriate grounds to set up an IMDB account, Wikipedia page and YouTube showreel about it   **Bonus Content**: Clean shaven Ned Flanders