17 hilarious Joey Tribbiani quotes that will help you through life

Here come the meat sweats.

Now that Matt LeBlanc is turning 50, we've decided to look at some of Joey's finest moments on Friends.

1) Sex or food?

He has his priorities 100% correct.

2) Showing off.

Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me. Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon. Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know...

3) Dealing with Ross' break-up with Rachel.

This is one of the best moments ever between Chandler, Ross and Joey. MAN, GET OVER IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss50NzZ8ypc Clip via -  Ivo Peric

4) Those 'geography for the insane' lessons.

There aren't enough words in the English language to describe just how good this answer is. Maybe Captain Hook can explain it?

5) His ideal job.

One of the most quoted lines from Friends is when Joey uses his answering machine voice to say "You have two new messages. Please pass the pie". 1:06 onwards will have you in bits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3naHw5ct60g Clip via - beatles1978

6) His weekday activities.

Well worth a try.

7) Joey's attitude to sex.

This entire passage is absolute gold. Chandler: Uhh, you’ve had a lot of sex right? Joey: (Nonchalantly) When? Today? Some, not a lot. Chandler: Well, it’s just the reason that I’m asking is because I kind of eh, uh, I was unable to—I mean I really wanted too, but I couldn’t…. Joey: Don’t worry about that man, that happens. Chandler: It’s happened to you? Joey: Yeah! Once. Chandler: Well, what’d you do? Joey: I did it anyway! Hero, absolute hero. 4:06 is the moment when Joey delivers one of his greatest ever lines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe61tMfVKrk Clip via - Unofficially Friends

8) When Rachel made a balls of the trifle.

To hell with foodies.

9) Logic, Joey style.

Is it weird that this makes total sense?

10) Joey on the game show.

Why would there be a ghost in his fridge? Gene: You put this in your coffee. Joey: A spoon! Your hands! Your face! Gene: It's white. Joey: Paper! Snow! A ghost! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q5CF7v6PiY Clip via - shmookins

11) Joey's code word for danger.

Bert! Bert! Bert! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ9eLC7kKW8 Clip via - Favorite Videos

12) Never apologise for anything.

13) DIY, Joey style.

"You don't look good Joe".

14) Fashion tips.

"It's a rented tux. Okay? I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues".

15) Fine dining.

After Joey conquered his Everest, he was expecting a call from the President soon after.

16) The golden rule

I guess we couldn't have a list of Joey quotes without including....