COMMENT: So David Cameron wants to return to frontline politics, does he?

David Cameron, former Prime Minister, wants to return to frontline politics.

David Cameron, who quite fancies the role of Foreign Secretary, wants to return to frontline politics. David Cameron, who is reportedly 'bored shitless', wants to return to frontline politics. David Cameron, who has an £800,000 book deal with William Collins to write about his life in frontline politics, wants to return to frontline politics. David Cameron, who is a paid consultant to US genomics firm Illumina (which has a contract with the UK government), wants to return to frontline politics. David Cameron, who has been told he cannot lobby ministers as a condition of his paid consultancy at US genomics firm Illumina, wants to return to frontline politics. David Cameron, who is a member of the Washington Speakers' Bureau which helps ex-politicians earn hundreds of thousands of pounds from public speaking engagements, wants to return to frontline politics. David Cameron, who privately sent Rebekah Brooks a message of support as the government were publicly condemning News International for hacking Milly Dowler's phone, wants to return to frontline politics. David Cameron, who risked the future of the nation by recklessly calling for an EU Referendum to appease the Europhobic right-wing of his party, wants to return to frontline politics. David Cameron, who simultaneously insists "I was right" to call an EU Referendum whilst admitting "we’ve taken the wrong course" due to the EU Referendum, wants to return to frontline politics. David Cameron, who vowed that he wouldn't resign if the nation voted for Brexit and then resigned when the nation voted for Brexit, wants to return to frontline politics. David Cameron, who called for an EU Referendum that now threatens the Good Friday Agreement and may ultimately lead to the break up of the nation's three centuries-old union, wants to return to frontline politics. David Cameron, who once had the bare-faced cheek to tweet this, wants to return to frontline politics. David Cameron, who presided over an austerity drive that resulted in over 120,000 deaths and counting, an increase in food bank use from 41,000 to 1.2 million and rising, and led to four million children being classed as living in poverty, wants to return to frontline politics. David Cameron, who once (allegedly) stuck his cock in the face of a dead pig's severed head, wants to return to frontline politics. David Cameron, who is quite clearly the cheekiest fucker in the history of cheeky fuckery, wants to return to frontline politics. Really? Get fucked, you pan-faced, sweaty-lipped, horribly reckless, patently heartless, ham-fisted, cowardly poshboy oink.